How Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly OddParents!